… Prinde, ridica extraordinar, reuseste sa tina… Da… Da… Esteeee… Yuuuhuuuu… Nou record doamnelor si domnilor! La ce? Va las placerea sa vedeti

Iti protejezi ce ai mai de pret restul nu conteaza

La prasit se poate intampla orice…

Poate ar trebui sa incerce mai des cu maimutzele, decat cu oamenii, daca tot le place asa tare

PeSe: Danke Axel

Nu mai rezist bai nene . Trebuie sa fac niste dezvaluiri, ca prea ma mustra constiinta… Printre cele mai importante:

1. Once a cobra bit Vali’s leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.
2. Vali does not hunt because the word hunting implies the possibility of failure. Vali goes killing.

3. Vali sleeps once every 2 weeks, for half an hour, standing up, with his eyes open, and he looks pissed off.

4. Superman owns a pair of Vali pajamas.
5. Vali can delete the Recycling Bin.

6. When Vali deletes files from his computer, he doesn’t send them to the Recycle Bin. He sends them to hell.

7. Vali has the heart of a child. He keeps it in a small box.
8. Vali counted to infinity - twice.
9. Vali doesn’t have a computer. Just a basement full of Asian kids that memorize numbers.
10. Vali’s blood type is WD-40.

Daca vreti sa aflati mai multe lucruri despre mine, se rezolva. Click

PeSe: Blogatu